Shirley Barnish, out driving with friends whilst on the Rally at Glasson Dock-2004. During conversation she said:

"Sid's happy with his length!"

What was she talking about? Click here to find out. Posted with Shirley's kind permission.

Brindle Aug 2008.

And Shirley said ...

"I've read about a cure for Alzheimer's this week, but I've forgotten what it is!!"

Chipping 13th May 2007

Damian Davies, whilst closing the rally came out with this gaff!
"I'm struggling with this wind!"

Everyone fell obout laughing, Damien collapsed into a chair, and in the back ground Annette was heard to say.....

"I've been struggling with it all weekend!"

Salterforth Oct 2006.

Lynne Needham at her very best...

At the saturday night social entering the kitchen for supper, she asked for a "stiff one", not content with that she then asked for a "hard one"', (the term deeper and deeper springs to mind!) finally she whet on to say (in her one words the worst!) "I can only hold a hard one!"

In all innocence, the subject was about paper plates (you smutty people!), Brian had gone out for a cigar and it was Lynne's tables turn to go and collect the suppers. To be able to put the additional items such as coleslaw and such on two plates she had to have at least one that was sturdy (stiff/hard) as she would be holding both with two hands! (stop being rude!)

Anyway it caused quite a giggle on the night and Shirley most of all was in stitches.

If this is not a 'Shirlyism' THEN WHAT IS?

And another one from Shirley.

Northern Centers 2007 Shirley was heard talking to Chris Scott.
"I like threesomes but Lynn (Jackson that is) doesn't !" (Whoops....)

She was talking about Quoits, you mucky minded people."

Early Saturday morning on the Sutton Field's rally two teenagers, Lisa and Becky Ashworth were walking across the field towards the mini bus, which was to take the teenagers to Alton Towers, when the dulcet tones of John drifted through the airwaves,

"Girls are going to give you dad a kiss goodbye?"

Well, did he get a kiss?
Not a chance, but the LOOK Lisa gave was a stunner!

Friday evening on the field at Chipping, Margret Bunn was herd to say

"I got picked up at a service station today."

Lucky Margret! It was Fred who did pick her up.......

Whilst at a dinner dance this month (Jan 2006), your web editor came out with this clanger.

"Michelle, you can carry on feeling my leg, but leave the one in middle alone, its dead."

What was I talking about? Click here to find out. Posted with my embarrasment and Michelle's permission.